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Lesson Learned Today

smyralou:

I am okay with being manipulated to do good.

Hmmmm…. interesting thought…

Let’s play “The Vagina Game.”

jswizzie:

thatqueeramericanboy:

shakespeareismyhomeboy:

meaghanfenner:

cherryblonde:emilyfbr:

Players reblog with movie titles, and in each title, one word must be substituted with the word “vagina.”
I’ll start :
My Big Fat Greek Vagina

War of the Vaginas

Finding Vagina

Into The Vagina

Free Vagina

Where the Vaginas Are.

Harry Potter and the Vagina of Secrets.

Vaginas on a Plane

He’s Just Not That Into Vagina

Last of the Vaginas or BraveVagina

28 Vaginas Later

My Best Friend’s Vagina

A One-Act I Wrote Yesterday in a McDonalds

(NOTE: This is all stage direction.)

SCENE 1

The boy comes into house.
The boy eats.
The boy ponders.
The boy dies.

SCENE 2

A couples sits alone.
They are not a couple.
They can’t see each other.
The woman leaves.
The man shrivels up.

SCENE 3

A man is blind.
A starving man crawls.
He dies.
The blind man is not blind.
He loots the body.

SCENE 4

A girl walks onstage.
She gets in the box.
She never comes out but is still there.

SCENE 5

A man is not blind.
A starving man crawls.
The not blind man goes to him and helps him up and gives him money.
The starving man buys a gun.
The starving man shots the not blind man.
The starving man eats him.

SCENE 6

Three students sit.
One stands up and talks.
The others cry.
Another stands up and talks.
No one cries.
The second student pushes the first.
The third student cries.
The first student stands up to protest.
The second shoots him.
The second speaks.
The third cries.

SCENE 7

A machine eats a child.

SCENE 8

Two children kiss.
They giggle.
The one punches the other, mounts them, then they have sex until they die.

SCENE 9

Two men sit on a bench.
One man comes out of himself.
The other strangles him.
He then goes back into himself.
They sit on a bench.

SCENE 10

A mother helps a child dig a small hole.
The mother coldly leaves.
The child plants the tree and it dies.
The mother returns and pulls out the dead tree.
She scolds the child then pushes him in the hole and covers it.

SCENE 11

A man goes to a party with a mannequin.
They laugh.
They go home.
The man beats the mannequin to death with it’s own arm.

SCENE 12

An audience member is dragged on stage and raped.
(Note: You may drag two on and make the other watch.)

SCENE 13

A line of blindfolded children are pushed into the orchestra pit.

SCENE 14

A boy is.
A boy is sitting.
A boy is sitting silently.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one around.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one around to see.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one around to see or hear.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one around to see or hear his words.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one around to see or hear his words and thoughts.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one around to see or hear his words and thoughts now long faded.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one around to see or hear his words and thoughts now long faded as his very existence begins to vanish.
A boy is sitting silently with nothing around him and nothing to do as he waits for nothing in particular to discontinue it’s nothingness without realizing his nonbeing of anything with no one around to see or hear his words and thoughts now long faded as his very existence begins to vanish and he knows that nothing can be done as each moment wanes and dissolves into the very nothingness it came from and his silence only feeds this lightening, yes, lightening of everything around him for with nothing to happen so nothing can procure and manifest itself inside him and his experiences have no juxtaposition to propel his need or want but this means nothing since nothing has happened he has no way to know of what could happen, but it still floats there out in the ether far, far away from any capable understanding, and this leaves it completely worthless, but were the boy to only know, to only glimpse this he would be given purpose like a universe exploding into existence he would has thought and reason and movement, yes, movement that could drive him and give him ebb and flow, but this boy can’t so how unfair that you may think these thoughts above him, or is it unfair to you, you who must watch this lifeless soul and know that you cannot reach him and he fades so far away from anything, or is it unfair to me the voice, the voice that guides and repeats and goes on and on with no real place in existence other than the small fragment of truth that I have been said yet this boy is more real that I.  The boy that is sitting.  The boy that is.

EPILOGUE

A man stands onstage and gives every ounce of love in his heart to the audience.

LIGHTS OUT